What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 15:10

-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.